{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
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