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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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